THANK YOU MOTHER

MERRY CHRISTMAS PEASANTS

There’s someone I like. I thought I [had a type] but this girl I like isn’t my ‘type’. It’s more about the person. How they act, their body language, if they can laugh at themselves. I find ambition really attractive too - if someone’s good at something they love doing. I want someone who is driven. -HS

today at work a young hispanic man was having trouble with the bottle machine he was using so i stayed outside with him to help unjam it and help with the bottles and when he was done a bunch of gangsters showed up who knew him apparently and he shook my hand and they were all like ”eeyy you alright man you alright. you ever need anyting you let us know aint nobody gun fuck wit you” and then they taught me this intricate handshake and thats how i accidentally joined a mexican gang

timeywimeymindpalace:

OR YOU USE HER FOR A FUCKING SOCIOLOGY EXPERIMENT 

do I make a good boy or do I look more of a lesbian than usual

spaghettihos:

today i morphed dylan and cole sprouse

i don’t know what i expected

keedenmonster:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

zeitgeist-stupidland:

paulsspooookypad:

a local man and his dog taking last minute shelter from the storm in new york, gun in hand in case of any looters

the beautiful thing about pictures like this is how they capture the determinism of the human spirit. stay safe out there.

is that Will Smith from I Am Legend

ohmygod click on his url im crying

omgtsn:

YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES

One Scene Per Episode - Community
2x13 “Celebrity Pharmacology 212”.